[Insert Witty Name Here]
[Insert Funny And Interesting Blerb About Me, A "Normal" (Term Used Lightly) Girl That Loves To Read, Play Games, Play Guitar And Travel]

***Also! People keep saying that my theme looks awesome, and I really appreciate it and totally agree! But I didn't design it or anything! That was my amazing friend Courtney (naeigitime.tumblr.com) that found the code and altered it and worked wizardry and such. I have no idea how to do all of that, so while I am so happy you guys like it, I can't take the credit there. Have a fantastic day! :)***
Feel free to ask
January: sexuality/preferences
February: city/state
March: favourite colour
April: favourite hair colour & favourite
eye colour
May: favourite manga & favourite anime
June: favourite book
July: favourite song/band
August: crush names
September: instruments I play/ want to play
October: favourite game
November: if I changed my name, what would it be
December: random fact about me :)

I need a Spiderman RomCom

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

And that’s saying something

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)

tags:
#pizza

Whenever I’m upset, I just think of you and feel better :)

Fitness Blog!

Started a new fitness blog to self-motivate myself to actually start eating better and working out. If anyone wants to help hold me accountable and encourage me along the way, I’ll send you the URL so you can follow along! 

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE

(Source: bradleycoopr)

Personal-I’m Getting There

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

supergodtierlevelmuse:

do you ever notice you get taxed when you get your paycheck and then you get taxed whenever you spend that paycheck, and for some workplaces you have to pay to get that paycheck cashed

like what the fuck, when will we just get the god damn money we worked to earn

nataliesama:

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fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi